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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 05:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Earth's energy balance is rising much faster than scientists predicted, and we have no idea why - Live Science

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Genetic variant tied to doubled dementia risk for older men - The Washington Post

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Minds and Behinds

What are the steps to prepare Your Hair for hair extensions?

So they tried

Then came..

share office space ...

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Cleveland-Cliffs, Tesla, GM, Blueprint Medicines, BioNTech, DraftKings, and More Movers - Barron's

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What would happen if Trump and Putin make a Ukraine peace deal without Ukraine's consent?

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What actor is genetically gifted?

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What caused the stock market to crash?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

2025 NBA Finals MVP Rankings: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Tyrese Haliburton and More - Bleacher Report

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do all armies have the same rank structure?